How to get more followers on Wattpad

Make Humor Books

When you write books, it sometimes needs humour (that explains why this book is humor.)
Something like this:"What is this place? What is this world? What is this— poop?"
Funny, right?
Well, it may not seen funny to you, but it seems hilarious to me!
DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO    NOOOOOOT... do something like this:
"There we were, up against the poopiest thing ever, cookie Mickey mouses..."
WHAT WAS THAT, A MESS, OF COURSE IT IS!!!
Anyway, I'm getting to critic-ish, which is bad for rating, anyway, why do I say anyway too much?
Anyway(there, see I said it again) do something funny for your books, not the bunch of mess that was 4 lines above this.
Also, NEVER use jokes, they will interrupt your actual story, anyway(I need to find better words), this has been another way of getting more followers.
I've just realised this only takes 35 second to read, so let me put this here, TAKE THAT WATTPAD!
According to the laws of nature, bees should not be able to fly, but penguins should, I mean, come on! They're birds, avians, in the same family as a Corvus corax(don't ask now I got that, but it means crow).
A Yatagarasu is a tripoded Corvus corax from Asian mythology, it's either true or RobTop lied to me, it's probably the former.
Seriously Wattpad?
55 seconds? I can do BETTER...
What do I say, what do I say...
I know!
Once I drank vinegar thinking it has soup, I literally, thought "This is some weird soup...", it was fine until I finished it, then, I felt the pain of drinking vinegar.
Ok this is getting too long so I'll end it here.