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The occasional random chapter

This is a random chapter, so I'll teach you about: Random Chapters!
A random chapter usually occurs when the author is bored, or they just want to get 5 chapters done for the watties, they can be from random stories to FULL ON COMICS, so I'll be sharing some random stories.
==========Ban the Pineapple!========
Pineapples(or I should just call them pinapples because they're that spiky), are a type of fruit that grow from flowers, and should not exist, I mean come on, have you ever had a day that went well, then this happens:
Parent:"Eat your fruit"
You:"There is no fruit left *ignores pineapple*"
Parent:"I bought a pineapple yesterday, you can have all of it!"
You:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
It's annoying, right?
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======Opal cards======
Once I heard on the news that a man got fined for having a $1,000,000 dollar opal card implant(maybe it's that much, give or take a few) , all that surgery, and he can't even use it? Now that's just annoying...
===I'm running out of anecdotes===
Yes, I know what anecdotes are.
==Oh nononononono==
Please, give me more time to think...
====End====
I give up...