You were walking down the sidewalk in dark hours of the morning.
You lost the change to the bus so you were forced to walk home.
In the dark.
Not that you were scared about anyone jumping out and attacking you or anything.
Especially not scared of the greasers or anything, haha no, what a silly thought.
You could totally beat their ass if you wanted but you weren't a violent person.
You clung tight onto your clothing and looked around anxiously. Your heart was racing hella fast.
" It's fine, nothing's gonna happen, you're almost home. EveRythIng's fine. When you get home, you can just go and uhh, watch Superjail- wait no, maybe Star vs the Forces of Evil?? Ehh, uh, maybe just watch the entire Bee movie in 7 seconds. Yeah, and then you'll make tea- NO, you'll get a can of grape soda??? Mm so cold and fizzy and tang-"
Your thoughts were interrupted by the sound of something running around and knocking down trashcans.
You looked behind you and saw this weird ass long orange sausage flopping around and desperately running away from something.
You started walking a bit faster when it came closer but that didn't help because it kept getting closer and closer.
" Hurry up, HURRY UP, THEY'RE COMING." It said in a panicky raspy-ish voice.
" I'm trying my hardest, Cat!" Another squeaky nasally voice said.
Were there two voices coming out of a single running mutated sausage???
Nervously, you started to run and kept looking behind you.
It seemed every time you got faster; it would as well.
" Oh Jesus Christ, I just wanna go home and sit on the couch and be a slob ugHhh..." You mumbled to yourself.
Even though it's just been a few seconds, you were already getting tired.
You began to pant and slow down. Then you turned around and faced it.
" STOP CHASING ME yOU WEIRD FURRY SLICE OF SPAM!" You yelled.
When it came closer, you saw it had two heads. A dog lookin' one in the front and a cat one in the back??? How does that even work?
The dog head thingy stopped in his tracks and looked up at you. He looked slightly irritated and said " What?? We're not chasing you, lady! We're running away from-"
" THE GREASERS!!! THEY'RE ALMOST HERE DOG, WHAT'D YOU STOP FOR." The other head said, turning around and noticing you.
" Come on, come on, there's no TIME TO BE TALKING TO STRANGERS." The cat head continued.
" Cat, I'm just explaining that we're not chasing them!"
" WHO CARES LET'S GO GO GO."
" You're not chasing me? Oh... Well, I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. And for calling you a furry slice of ham." You apologized. Yeesh, you're just too paranoid sometimes.
The Dog smiled and said " Aw, it's ok!"
Cat groaned impatiently and shoved Dog.
" I HEAR THEM COMING, THEY'RE ALMOST HERE GOGOGO!!!"
You tugged at the hoodie covering your head and backed away slowly.
" T-The greasers are near???" You stuttered.
" Oh geez, oh geez, oh geez..." You trailed off, staring at the shadow which resembled those shitheads right down the sidewalk.
"Well, well, well, if it ain't CatDog and uh... Wait, is that the weirdo we met earlier???" The main greaser with some sorta sucky buzzcut said.
You started to sweat and gulped loudly.
