Heyo guys! Kirei and the gang here with a new guest! Come on in Cookie!
*A humanoid grey wolf with yellow eyes walks in wearing a superman symbol shirt and shorts*
Cookie: Hey guys!
Me: Wassup!
Bonnie: YOLO
Me: she lived twice...
Donnie: Anyway hi
Mikey: Kirei stole my greeting *whines*
Raph: Suck it up princess
Me: Don't be mean
Cookie: *whispers to Kirei* don't worry I have a little revenge for Mikey
Me: Ohhh! Nice.
Leo: Hi I'm still here
Ok any way now that greetings are over Cookie your dare please
*Mikey makes drum roll noises*
Cookie: *points to Raph* Raph has to sing the pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows song
Mikey: I have the video here!
Everyone: *watches video*
Raph: I-I have to sing THAT!?
Cookie: Yup
Everyone except Raph: *laughs*
Mikey: *whispers to Kirei* I'm so recording this
Bonnie: is it wrong that I was listening to the Rainbow Factory song just before?
Me: No. Well maybe a little
Bonnie: Oh ok
Cookie: anyway onto the dare!
Bonnie: Wait! Raph needs this! *snaps fingers*
*a unicorn horn appears on Raph's head*
Raph: Why me?!?!?!?!?
Leo: Maybe because of all those times that you bullied Mikey
Donnie: Can we just do the dare. I want to see this
Everyone except Raph: yeah!
Raph: No!
Bonnie: cue music!
Mikey: *pulls out T-phone ready to record*
Raph: Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
Everyone: Dance Raph!
Let's test your knowledge of what we have learned so far
What colour are the unicorns?
Pink!
What are they dancing on?
Rainbows!
Please use one word to decribe their magical fur
*silence*
Smiles!
Yeah!
Everyone: *trying not to laugh*
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on dancing on rain
Everyone *mostly Mikey* Awww... It's over
Raph: Yes!
Well thanks Cookie for your dare that was the best one yet!
Cookie: Anytime guys. Bye
Everyone: Bye Cookie!
Well wasn't that great?
Mikey: Hell yeah. And I got it all on tape!
Raph: you did what?
Mikey: Nothing? *slowly backs away*
Raph: MIKEY!!!!!
Mikey: you'll never catch me alive!!! Mwahhahahaha!!!!!
We'll see y'all next time this is Kirei signing off
Bye!
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