Queen of hearts(alice in wonderland)

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Authors note
-sorry for not writing yesterday. I will write to today
-I hope yal are enjoying this
-read my other book 'probably the worst beauty tips ever'
-it is a really bad book but it has jokes and ACTUALLY QUITE GOOD hacks :)

Let's get on with the story-

"The queen of hearts she made some tarts
All on a summers day
The knave of hearts
He stole those tarts
And locked them all away"
The knave of hearts sang this is he watched the queen of hearts making a fresh batch of tarts. Why she was making these tarts you ask? Because her others were stolen. The knave of hearts fell asleep waiting for the queen to finish. The smell drifted all the way through the air vents and all the servants loved the smell.

But the queen KNEW someone was going to steal her tarts. So she set a trap by them. She left the kitchen and awaited outside. About an hour later the knave awoke. The queen is gone he thought. Swiftly, he jumped out of the vent and grabbed the tarts, he was unaware of the trap. He stood on the trap and Pulled him up into a net. He wriggled and bit it. But he was stuck. All along the queen was watching security and knew he was in there.

She made her way towards the kitchen. "Are, Knave of hearts. I never could guess it was you. OFF WITH HIS HEADDDD!"m
And with those words a deck of guards grabbed him and marched away. He cried and begged for mercy. The queen was having none of that. About an hour later the guards came back with his head.

-well that was gross

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 16, 2017 ⏰

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