Why me? 《Dan Howell x Reader Story》

!!SMUT!! Kitten (Hercules Mulligan × Reader)

Living in a 2 bedroom apartment was hard enough. Especially if you live with four other people. And all of them are men. And you're the only girl.
Alexander Hamilton was the father figure. He was the one who helped us out when we were helpless. Alexander was my first friend of the group.
John Laurens was the animal lover and cuddler of the group. He has a pet turtle named Watermelon. Alexander and John share a room together. He was my second friend.
Gilbert Lafayette is the french fry of the group. He speaks nearly-fluent English, but he speaks a lot of French, as he is from France. My fourth friend of the group.
Hercules Mulligan is the muscles of the group. He has a manly and tough voice, but a beatiful soul. He's my third friend of the group, and my best friend. Gilbert, Hercules and I share a room together. It's a little small, but it works.
To me, Hercules was always hot. Yes, I know this is my best friend. But have you ever taken a look at the man? I mean, damn.

It was 9 am. Only Gilbert, Alexander and I were awake. Gilbert was making breakfast, and Alexander was reading the morning paper. I was changing into my clothes.
I was going to wear a tank top with an old blue flannel with leggings. I took off my loose night shirt and slipped on my tank top. I tore off my old shorts, and pulled my leggings on. I then put my flannel on.
I ran out of my shared bedroom, and into the shared bathroom. I turned the tap on, and grabbed my toothbrush. I squirted mint toothpaste onto it. I brushed my teeth, as my thoughts carried on. I spit the foamy mint out, and brushed my h/c hair. I grabbed my makeup bag. I pulled out my favourite red lipstick, and careful applied it to my lips. I set it down, and applied eyeliner.
I carefully put away my beauty products. I walked out of the bathroom, and into the cramped kitchen.

"Good morning, y/n," said Laf smiling.
"Moring, Laf, Alex," I say grabbing a mug from the cupboard.
"Sleep well?" Asked Alex.
"Yeah. But you and Herc were giggling all night long!" I say at Laf. He even giggled now.
John wandered into the kitchen, with Watermelon on his shoulder.
"Morning," he yawned. "Ready to do our tradition?"

Our morning tradition. The last person awake gets a song blarred in their ears. I've been that person countless times. But today is Hercules.
"I call doing the song!" I said.
"Fine," they grumbled, walking to my shared room. I pulled out my phone, and searching 'mine song lazy town'. I found it immediately. I plugged my earbuds into my phone, and turned up the volume all the way. I paused the video at the start of it. We ran into the bedroom. We made out way to Laf's and Herc's bunk. Hercules has the bottom bunk, so it was easier to slip on the earbuds, which I did. I hit the play button, and Hercules woke up screaming.
I fell back in shock, but the guys and I were laughing out asses off. Hercules ripped off the earbuds, and threw them on the floor.
"What the fuck?!" He yelled.
All of us were still in a fit of giggles.
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"Hey, y/n. Wanna go to the mall with the guys?" Asked Alex.
"Sure, just let me get my bag," I say, heading to my room.

I walk in, and the room is dark. That's a usual thing for here. I head by my dresser and grab my purse. But I could feel a presence. And I could hear something too. Like a slapping? And groans?
"Herc? Laf?" I asked quietly.
"Oh, shit." Someone mumbled. It was Herc.
"Hercules, what are you doing? I thought we were going to the mall?" I asked extremely confused. I go to turn on a nearby lamp.
Once the room light up, I saw a half-naked Herc. He was shoving his dick into his boxers. I gasped, and shut my eyes.
"Fuck. Oh my God. I'm so sorry, Herc," I shriek running out of the room.
I run into the living room, my eyes full of terror. I sat down on my favourite chair, and cradled myself. I just witnessed Herc... Jacking off...
John was in the living room as well. He looked at me in confusion.
"What's wrong, y/n?" He asked me.
"N-nothing," I lie.
"Just tell me," he says with a beautiful smile.
"Well, I was getting my bag from my room. And I heard slapping and groans. So I said 'hello' and turned on a light. And I saw-and I saw Herc... jacking off..." I mumble.
John burst off laughing. "That'll create even more sexual tension between the two of you!"
I grumble at his words. I pull out my phone, and go to the group chat of the boys and me.