Why me? 《Dan Howell x Reader Story》

!SMUT!! Foxes (Philip Hamilton x Reader x Theodosia Burr)

Hello! Hello! Hello! This story IS dedicated to
She gave me the idea for the story, and also requested the modern au.

   Theodosia and I were talking in the streets when I saw Philip. He was always a good friend to me. Hell, I even had a small crush on him. But Theo-she liked Philip so much.

   I always would let her have him. Philip walked up to us, our of breathe, looking a bit worried.

   "Y/N, Theodosia, I'm lookin for a Mr. George Eacker. Made a speech last week, our Fourth of July speaker. He disparaged my father's legacy in front of a crowd. I can't have that, I'm making my father proud," he admits to us.

   "Philip! That Eacker is a senior-he'll kick your ass!" I tell him.

   "I saw him just up Broadway a couple of blocks. He was goin' to see a play," tells Theodosia. She was always a honest girl.

   "Well, I'll go visit his box," tells Philip with a fat smile upon his freckled face.

   "God, you're a fox..." Theo and I whispered barely above an audible hearing.

   "And y'all look pretty good in ya' frocks. How 'bout when I get back, we all strip down to our socks?" Suggested Philip with a wink into his sparkling green eyes.

   "Okay!" Theo shrieked at both of us.

   "Damn. Someone's excited for a threesome..." muttered Philip. I laughed at him.
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   A huge crowd was around a fight. Theo and I were near the front. Eacker and Philip were going to have a fight.

   Most unreasonable people were yelling "fight! Fight! Fight!" But now Theo and I. We were talking to Philip trying to convince him to end this whole affair.

   But it was too late. Eacker threw a punch at Philip, but missed. Philip stormed at Eacker punching him in the jaw; surely leaving a nasty bruise.

   Eacker punched Philip on his right side. And then his left shoulder. Then Philip punched Eacker in the eye, and kicked his left arm. People cheered for both fighters. Theo and I were cheering for Philip, of course.

   Philip punched Eacker's right shoulder, and then right side of his chest. Then Philip side-kick Eacker down to the ground.

   Eacker was defeated. Philip jogged to Theo and I, and put his right hand around my shoulder, and his left hand around Theo's shoulder.
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   We had decided to do it at Theo's house. Her Mother died years ago, and her Father would be coming home around seven at night. It's three now. Several hours to have our fun.

   Theo and I were in the bathroom preparing to do the do. I was putting my h/c hair into a tied up-do (im super sorry if you have short hair). I adjusted my f/c bra, and pulled up my matching undies. (Im sorry i dont use the p word) I applied some simple deep red lipstick to my pale lips. I added another coating of black mascara, making my eyelashes pop out even more.

   "You ready?" Asked Theo, nervously.

   "Uh-yeah. I'm just a little nervous..." I admit to her.

   "I am too," she also admits.

   "On three?" I asked.

   "On three. One..." she spoke quietly.

   "Two..." I said afraid, but ready.

   "Three..."  we said at the same time like before.
 
   We opened the door to see Philip laying seductively on the purple bed.

   "Damn..." muttered Philip.
   Theo and I sat on both sides of him. We established a safe-word, which was 'teddy'.
  
   "How should we do this?" Asked Theo shyly.