*Monday at school the boys receive praise for their epic party.*
[ Madison High: English Class ]
Trish: I need to talk to you.
Michael: What's up ?
Trish: I don't remember much from your party.....was I even there ?
Michael: Yeah we danced together.
Trish: That was it right ?
Michael: Ummmm
*The bell rings*
Michael: Don't want to be late for my history class. I'll see you later. *Michael runs away*
Trish: Wait ! Come back !
[ Later: Michael's House ]
Michael: I have a problem.
Alex: We all know that.
Michael: No seriously.
Jordan: What is it ?
Michael: Well....someone doesn't remember if we did or didn't do something.
Jordan: Man we all no you got some at the party. Why won't you just tell us who ?
Michael: Because I don't want people thinking that she's a thot.
Alex: Just tell us ! You can trust us.
Jordan: Yeah stop being such a puss.
Michael:Ok.... it was Trish.
Alex: When and where ?
Michael: I was dropping her off and she started kissing me and sitting on my lap.
Jordan: She sounds like a hoe.
Alex: She kinda does....did she ask you for money ?
Michael: Come on you both know that she isn't like that.
Jordan: So your problem is that she doesn't remember that you two did "it" ?
Michael: Yeah.
Alex: Well was it that bad that she forgot ?
*Jordan begins laughing*
Michael: Dude shut the f*ck up !
Jordan: That kinda sounds like rape.
Michael: I didn't rape her ! If anyone got raped it was me !
Alex: Wait so you got raped ?
Jordan: Is Trish a man ?
Michael: No ! I'm done with this convo.
Jordan: Come on calm down.
Michael: I can't calm down ! How am I supposed to tell her ?
Alex: Stop worrying about it. I think I have a way to calm us all down.
Jordan: What ?
Alex: Let's go to my house.
*They all go to Michael's car.*
Jordan: Shot gun !
Alex: What ?! That isn't fair !
Jordan: Life isn't fair !
Alex: I'm not sitting in the back seat.
Jordan: I'm not either.
Michael: Come on I'm sure there is a mature way to handle this.
Alex and Jordan: NO !
Michael: Ok how about Alex sits on your lap.
