James Bond was only 8 years old at the time he found the TARDIS. It was inside the freddy's fazbear pizzeria and being guarded by Olaf.
" Yep that's the perfect way to start my doctor who, fnaf and frozen fan fiction." Thought Joseph "I'll just take a little break for now and go Back to it later" and so he did. He went upstairs out of his basement to get a drink. But while Joseph was gone something unbelievable happened he got a call not from his mam calling him to tell him to go get a job no but from a friend.
No one knows how this was possible as Joseph had no friends but this "friend" left a voicemail and it said this "Joseph I am a friend do not be afraid but you are in grave danger. Your story, this fan fiction of yours, it is putting you in danger. There is an alien species that feeds off of pure stupidity. It is weak right now but the more it feeds the stronger it gets and you are so utterly stupid that it will be almost healed if it feeds off you. What you need to do is go to the shops at exactly 12:01 tonight and steal everything then leave all the items you stole in the back alley behind your house... That's all I'll be in touch"
