Joseph sat there in his back alley for a good 3 hours before anything happened. He sang a song, dug another whole with his shovel and played with the black hole for a while until finally he heard something movement.
He looked to the left and he saw a black crow playing with the dead body beside him. "Oh it's just the crow playing with the dead body" Joseph said to himself. Then it hit him. "I'm in the wrong alley" he said picking up his stuff and heading to the other dark mysterious alley behind his house. Once Joseph got there he saw the shadow of a man (or women I'm not sexist) the man/women said in a muffled voice "hand over the items you stole and you shall be saved" Joseph looked at the black hole. "If I give you the item will you still be my friend" the man/women was hesitant but at last said "of course"