Once Joseph heard this he was just shocked."I..I have a friend" thought Joseph "a real life friend. This is the best day of my life" he shouted, but Joseph was worried "what if the man stopped being his friend" he thought "I better do what he said so we can stay friends forever" Joseph then packed up everything he needed for his heist then left.
Joseph arrived at the SUPER MEGA SHOPPING COMPLEX at exactly 7:00pm he knew he was going to have to plan his escape. So from out of his bag he took out his secret weapon. A shovel with this he could steal everything put it in his bag and dig his way out. He knew it would work as he saw it in the movies.
He went running around everywhere planning his escape. He told all of the security guards not to look at the back of the SUPER MEGA SHOPPING COMPLEX once it had closed as Nothing would be going on over there. He also put banana peels everywhere, like everywhere, he even put one on top of one of the customers head! Like what the hell why would you even do that like for the love of god! Anyway once it turned 12:01 he grabbed everything... within arms reach which was a basket of apples, one chicken and a black hole, like a literal black hole he just grabbed it in his hand and put it in his bag. Then he started digging it took him 2 days and in those 2 days he ate the apples and the chicken but he made it and he ran over to his house and put the black hole, the literal black hole, down in his back alley
