My Secret Admirer

The Answer

"A card?" Kakashi asked himself as he picked it up. He opened the card. "Why can't you just accept me, Kakashi, my love?  - Signed, Dōlphin. It read. "Dolphin.... THATS IRUKA IN JAPANESE!!" He shouted, and started blushing. "He.... Oh my God I feel so bad.." Kakashi said. "Little, shy, cute, Iruka Umino...." He said, and started running after Iruka. "Iruka!! Come back!!" Kakashi shouted after the running Iruka.

"NO!" he yelled, and ran faster. Then he dissapeared out of sight. "Wha-?" Kakashi remarked, confused. "Naruto!" Kakashi yelled as he ran to the boy. "Did you see where Iruka went?" He asks. "Well, he sometimes goes to the tree at the entrance of the village, it has a hole in it, so he hides in there." Naruto says. "Thanks heaps, buddy!!" Kakashi says as he runs to the gates waving back at Naruto. "Your Welcome Kakashi Sensei!!" Naruto yells after him, with a bright smile, squeezed closed eyes, and scratching the back of his head. Nonetheless of the usual.

Kakashi ran as fast as he could go to the gates, and when he arrived there, he heard a faint sobbing. "Iruka?~" Kakashi called. "G-haa--hoo -- awwaay!!" Iruka sobbed. "Hey, It's okay. I just wanna talk." Kakashi said.
"R-really?" Iruka stuttered. "Yeah. Come on, I'll help you out. Grab my hand." Kakashi says, and helps Iruka out of the tree. "Stop crying! Shh... Shh... It's okay...." Kakashi says as he wipes away Iruka's tears as they fall from his eyes as beautifully as a waterfall.

"I found this. It flew out of your pocket." He says. "AAAAH!!" He screamed as he runs. "IRUKA!" Kakashi screams. "I'm getting really bloody sick of this!" Kakashi yells as he face-palms and runs. He stops at the kids. "Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto! I need you to help me catch Iruka Sensei! Come on!" Kakashi says as they all start running. Then Sasuke dissapears. The next thing we know, Sasuke has knocked Iruka down and pinned him to the ground.

"GOTCHA!" Sasuke yells. "Iruka, why have you been sending me things like this?" Kakashi asks, no clue whatsoever. "I-" Iruka starts. "Sasuke, let him go." Kakashi says. "I- LOVE YOU KAKASHI HATAKE!!" he says. "I know, but why me?! I'm useless!!" Kakashi says. Tears threaten to spill out of his eye. But he holds them back. "You're not useless! You're handsome, and smart, and fast, and.... And.... Oh I just love every part of you!" He says. "You do?" Kakashi says. "YES!!" Iruka shouts, and roughly untied his hair. "Ugh!" He yells.

"The stupid elastic is tqngled again!!" Then Kakashi says "Hey, stop pulling! Here, here, let me help..." He finishes, and slowly untangles the elastic. "Here" he says, and gives him the elastic. "Thank you." Iruka says, then starts coughing. "Hey, you okay?" Kakashi asks, rubbing his back. "You need some medicine or something?" He asks. "The only medicine I need is for you to be my boyfriend!" Iruka says. Kakashi blushes. "Kakashi Hatake?" Iruka asks. "Yes, Iruka?" Kakashi replies. "Will You Be My boyfriend?" He asks Kakashi, kneeling on one knee, and clasping Kakashi's right hand. "YES!!" He yells, and tackles him to the ground in a tongue- twisting kiss.

"I'm so glad you found me out." Iruka says. "I'm so glad you started all that Sh** in the first place!" Kakashi says, and they kiss again. "You can come to my house tonight. We'll have some "fun"." Kakashi says, and smirks, and so does Iruka as they make their way to the tired Jōunin's house.