Zodiac Signs

Signs as Types of Dogs

Aries: Big, stocky, pointy-eared dogs that look scary and run around a lot but actually give the BEST cuddles.

Taurus: Lapdogs with soft fur and floppy ears. The kind that will follow you everywhere and beg for your last Dorito.

Gemini: Husky dogs with a pointy snout and light eyes. Look mean and bark at everything, but are the goofiest ones yet.

Cancer: Little tally dogs with big, dark eyes and little paws. The kind of dog that needs attention 24/7 and makes a great companion.

Leo: Big boof-y dogs with shaggy fur and huge tongues. The ones with the strongest tail that will sweep you off your feet when they're happy.

Virgo: Poodle-like dogs, tall, with an attitude. Will ignore you when they see fit, but beg for attention if they want it.

Libra: Small terrier dogs with floppy ears and a big, wide smile-y mouth. The worst fetchers, but learn tricks easily and often use them at the wrong times.

Scorpio: Long, skinny dogs with short fur and sharp faces. Look very serious, but love to play tricks and games a lot. Very very fast.

Sagittarius: Scruffy mutts with huge personalities. Willingly wear sweaters and little dog boots. Jump a lot, and are sometimes unruly.

Capricorn: Loyal retrievers with long fur. Have the softest eyes, and are surprisingly compassionate. Give kisses to whoever asks.

Aquarius: Pugs with smooshy faces and funny waddle-walks. Get excited about anything and everything. Love their owners but are too short to give kisses unless you pick them up.

Pisces: Sassy but caring labs with innocent faces. Nice, but smart, and will always find ways to get an extra treat, usually with a cute puppy face.