Dean Bean: oh... I'll stop texting you. I know I'm annoying
Daddy C: her name is Meg. I've only been dating her as of yesterday, I was gonna tell u, but idk
Dean Bean: sorry... And ik ur straight. But I'm not and. Sorry
Daddy C: I'm-not-200%-straight
Daddy C: don't feel too bad. U didn't know about her
Dean Bean: but I can still leave. She'll get mad if she sees u texting me and knows that you're not '200%-straight'
Daddy C: nobody knows except u, me, and my bro Gabe. He's hellaaaaaaaa gay.
Dean Bean:okii. Ur secret is safe with me. I'm hella biflexable cuz of u and ur hot self. I hate you
Daddy C: awww you like meeee
