The Guide
Practice makes perfect they say; but I say:
"The Perfect make no mistakes and therefore
need no practice."
"I have been instrumental in creating your perfection
Thus far;
Now listen to these words I say"
1.
Never cosh to the head
They could end up dead
Then they become more worthless,
Than they were before they met you
Remember: damaged goods
Differ from clean merchandise
It's all about condition and money
2.
Don't try to use a chloroform rag
Or attempt to tie a hurtful gag
Their struggling makes them difficult to drag
They may instead injure you
That would spoil your day
How dare they
How dare they indeed
They must understand your need
3.
Punch hard to the guts
Duct tape the mouth shut
Follow with an upper cut
Now they have to concentrate
Concentrate, concentrate,
On where, oh where their
Next breath is coming from
They quickly realise that their breath
Is dependant on your malevolence
They will grow to plead your benevolence
4.
Silence is golden
If they shout, at you or
Raise their voice to you
Open razor slash them
If they desperately scream or
Cry out loudly for help
Open razor slash them
Slashing equals silence
Slashing for no reason at all
Equals fear and adoration
5.
Allow a certain amount of whimpering
An amount of crying and whining
But no more than is comfortable
For you to easily listen to
You will find your own levels
Force them to know your levels
They will know a need to be obedient
For fear of violent consequences
6.
Use full bore face slapping
Rather than punching
Slapping is pain plus humiliation
Much more effective
Demoralises and makes fearful
Aim slaps to hit slashes
Revisit and reopen these beauties
7.
Invent a name foe yourself
You will need one for negotiations
I have went under the guise of MR. J
And the more infamous THE JOKER
It helps the cops to have a name
Deliberately kill your first two victims
Mid to end of negotiations
The cops will remember your name
And they will know you are serious
8.
Be inventive on killing the first two
It must be skilful but vicious
It must be gruesome and artistic
Try and be originally shocking
I once gouged the eyes from my victims
And sewed them to their tongues
I filled the eye sockets with
Their decapitated big toes
Decapitation should be used in some format
It puts the shits up everyone
I left mine inside parked vacant taxis
And daubed them with blue paint symbols
A gift from THE JOKER
9.
Decapitate and the person whilst they are fully awake
Post mortem can tell they suffered much
Any dick can pull a trigger
It is hard to be artistic with a gun
Use razors, scalpels, pliers and power tools
I find the only time my pulse rises
Is when they are begging me to stop?
That's the bit I love the most
10.
Fear is the key to make relatives pay the ransom
Video yourself slashing them as they scream
Rework it into a slow motion video clip
Put it on their Face book page for effect
With the message; 'I find it hard to stop!'
Works better with women or child victims
Fell free to be as inventive as you can
This is out art
I hope this is helpful
I wil write again
We need to discuss
Getting the ransom
Drop off points
And killing regardless
Sending you my best wishes
And my admiration
THE JOKER
