The Devil's Daughter (On Hold)

The typical day

Beep Beep Beep BEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEP BEEEEE- , "That alarm will live no more", I screamed out loud as I was rudely awakened by my stupid alarm clock. I jumped up out my bed, grabbed the darned thing and chucked it across the room. BOOM, it shattered in pieces bringing a satisfied smile upon my lips. That's like the tenth one I've broke this week. I crawled back in my bed to return to my sexy dream about Channing Tatum. Not even five minuets into my dream in barges my lovely mother, how wonderful.

"Rise and shine V" She yells in cheer while opening my curtains. She startled me, causing me to fall off my bed on top of the sunlight blinding my bed ridden eyes I tripped and fell again while trying to get up.

"Wooooooo that was funny now get up, Its Monday and that means school" I ignored her, she looked at me on the floor and sighed.

"AVA"

"Mmmmmmm, nooooo" I knew she rolled her eyes.

"You got Ten minuets to be up and at the table for breakfast else I'm going to let your dad handle you" She yelled as she walked out the door.

"UGHHHHHHHHHH" I yelled , throwing a temper tantrum on the floor. Why do people feel the need to take away the only thing i love more than food and dance WHY !

I got up and walked out my room, still half sleep, into the kitchen. The aroma of bacon hit my nose making my mouth water up. I sat down at the island and layed my head down, I just wanted 30 more minuets. My puggle Lucy ruined my nap with her consistent barking, I was tempted to kick her but i thought mm I rather not. Its not Lucy's fault Phylix had me in Walmart at 3 something in the morning just because he didn't want to go by his self. I'm too nice of a person sometimes, that has to change.

"Lucy SHUTUP" I yelled while rubbing my temples.

"Ooo what pissed in your grits this morning" My dad said while ruffling my fro.

"No one yet, unless that's like a new thing these days, pissing in peoples food" I scraped out my eye crust and turned my attention back to him. "Besides I thought we were going for Denzel Washington this year not R.Kelly, the pee on everything stage isn't a good look for you" He laughed.

"What am I going to do with you V"

"Love me unconditionally and buy me everything I want because I'm cute" I batted my eyelashes causing him to roll his eyes.

"Martin Luther King must really have an effect on you then" He flipped a pancake "My name is Ava and I have a dream. that I could possibly be cute one day" I gasped, he was insulting my sexiness something I will not let slide. I threw a Orange from the fruit bowl at his head.

"For your information I'm so sexy that I get called beautiful by little kids in Walmart, and you know they are evil, cruel, and mean!" He laughed

"More like make them cry and have nightmares" I fake pouted.

"Why would you say such things to me, that is soo rude.. that's why your getting alopecia OLD man!" I retorted .

"I may be bald, but your mom still digs me"

"Ew , I don't care!!" He laughed at me again. My mom finally waltzed her way inside the kitchen after 20 minuets of doing god knows what ! "Took you long enough, queen Victoria"

"I was cleaning , something you should try doing to that room of yours !"

I scoffed."My room is fine"

"V, you got 3 month old pizza in there making your room smell like spoiled milk on top of your weird collection of rocks sprawled out everywhere, plus lets not forget its been weeks maybe even months since you've washed any clothes !"