Chapter 1 - Deport Me, Donald-kun
It was [shit]. The day before Donald Trump would become the President of the United States of America. There were many riots outside of the White House. Citizens yelled and policemen tried their best to break them up. But the real drama was going on inside the White House.
Barack Obama quickly walked from room to room, quietly pulling up floorboards here and there. He gathered all of his little army soldier toys with their parachutes, as well as the Obiden friendship bracelets that he hid under those boards. But he was caught by none other than...
Joe Biden, his BFF and secret lover. "Barack, you're my rock. Never forget that," he whispered through sobs.
"I don't wanna be obama self... Please, J Bear... We can figure something out," Obama said, face crumpling and tears ready to spill.
Barack wrapped his arms around his J Bear. J Bear pressed his lower regions against his precious president.
"Joe..." Obama began. "You know we can't do this here." The oval office was place for a secret butt fucking and lengthy nut sucking (g bless bo burnham lmao)
"Bama bear... im not just any privilegged wite male. Im sorry i didnt tell you sooner, but I'm..i'm mexican."
Obama sobbed. "Baby don't get deported"
"Barack-a-bye baby..". he hums. "It's okay"
Obama stroked Biden's hair softly. "Baby, it'll be alright. No one has to know." He knows, his boo would be banned from this country of raging freedom and hay-haired beauty. Their tears mixed together in a delicious drink. Biden slurped at a drop trickling down Obama's cheek. Obama licked his cheek playfully, then continued to sob.
"'Bama boo... I don't wanna leave you..." Joe said.
They still wept as they slow-danced. Joe had flow.
They were interrupted by the unmistakable sound of love. The ping of Twitter notifications. But this one...........would not ...... b good.
"In the best interest of the American people, all Mexicans will be removed from this country, starting today," the executive order read. Joe gasped and hid the screen from his lover.
"What is it?" Bama bear asked, worried for his little teddy boy.
"I... I'm.. pregnant." Biden bear lies.
"What?!? i thought you actually loved me ! i , i --" buhrock s tears continnued .! "who is it? who was it with, it it it wasnt Ted was it!!??!?!?!????"
"NO im sorry i was trying to lie to you, im not pregant im not preganint at all, there is no one else but you . i was just afraid of you beang sad bc i kind of may be lied to you. i just didnt want you to see that i hav to go soon. the execute order is out and -- im sorry " biden apoloigzied, blushing profusely.
"so theres no preguncy? " obama asked!! afiraid!!!!!!!!!!
" no."
