Taking Action

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Did ya miss meh!? :D
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Ok, well enjoy:P
The next morning I woke up and did my normal morning routine. I got dressed and drank some coffee.
Mmmm coffee...
All of a sudden I hear  child screaming coming from my neighbors house. I scrammed to go see what was happening.
When I knocked on the door, I could hear heavy footsteps.
Normally Mark just opens the door slightly and lets me talk. This time, the door came flying open and he pushed me to my side of the street.
"Listen dude. You stay of your property and we'll have no problems got it?"
I had no words, I was speechless. When I didn't answer he pushed me to the ground and screamed in my face.
"GOT IT!?"
"GOT IT! GOT IT!" I screamed like a little b*tch.
"Good." He walked back to his side looking around.
I decided to call the cops. I pulled out my phone and tried to call.
No service.
The police don't exist.
Something told me I should just go investigate myself. Do some snoopin'. (σ՞ਊ՞)σ  (sorry)
Show him who's boss.
I ran to his house and ducked. I looked through his window and saw him locking that mysterious door.
Copying the cut scene from the game?... nooooo... (σ՞՞)σ (not sorry this time)
He turned to go into his kitchen. How do I get inside his damn house? I thought.
I saw the door was cracked. He didn't shut it all the way.
I slowly opened the door, but there was a coat rack right there and it fell making a loud crash.
(σ՞ਊ՞)σ (I'll leave)
/(•o•)/ |_____| *flips table, because I can then leaves*
I heard running footsteps coming toward the front. I panicked and ran, but Mark still saw me.
Damn it! Now how am I gonna get in there?

I'm back! More chapters soon! Did ya enjoy the game references? Also I came up with something! Ok. Ready? I tried to make it WattPad related
Jacksepticeye: AND THATS IT FOR THIS STORY! IF YOU LIKED IT, PUNCH THAT VOTE BUTTON IN THE FACE, LIKE A BOSS!!
AND
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Pewdiepie: *brofist* and I'll see all you bros...
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Heh heh...
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Ok now I'm done I couldn't leave Ethan out!
Ok love ya's buh-byyyyeee! 💟

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