Randy and Brandy and Brandy's Allergy

There was once a rat named Randy. Now Randy... He was in a bit of a pickle. You see, his father, Brandy, was violently allergic to caterpillars... But randy only discovered this after a got a new girlfriend named Caterpillia. She was a caterpillar! The worst part is, Randy had already arranged for Brandy and Caterpillia to meet! He realised that he needed to figure out a way for them to somehow not meet or all would go awry! That night, he came to her house, sat her down and gently said... "MY DAD HATES YOU." Caterpillia got very mad and got in her car and started driving to Brandy's house. She stormed in and said "HEY MY BOYFRIEND IS YOUR SON AND HE SAID YOU HATE ME! AGH!" It was at that point Randy walked in. Brandy started sniffling, and crying, and getting rashy, and then he popped! Randy cried and said "GIRL, WHAT THE TRUMP IS WRONG WITH YOU?" He then ran off, got on a plane to Afghanistan and was never heard of again.