Llama: Carl! What on earth was all that?
CARL: I'm not sure what you're referring to.
Llama: You sunk an entire cruise ship, Carl!
CARL: Are you sure that was me? I, I would think I'd remember something like that.
Llama: Carl, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face!
CARL: That sounds dangerous.
Llama: You were headbutting children off the ship!
CARL: That, uh... that must've been horrifying to watch!
Llama: Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!
CARL: Well, thank God that the children weren't on board to see it.
Llama: Uhh.. Carl why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?
CARL: Well I guess you could say it is red and sticky.
Llama: Caaarl, what are we standing in?
CARL: Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?
Llama: No! I would not believe that!
CARL: Uhh, melted gumdrops?
Llama: No.
CARL: Boat nectar?
Llama: No.
CARL: Some of God's tears?
Llama: Tell me the truth Carl.
CARL: Fine. - It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.
Llama: CAAARL!
CARL: Well they were, uh, they were taking all the croissant rolls.
Llama: I can't believe what I'm hearing!
CARL: I will not apologize for art.
Llama: Where are the other lifeboats?
CARL: Whoa! You won the prize, I didn't even notice that.
Llama: Where are the other lifeboats, Carl?
CARL: Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the
ocean. I bit lots of holes in them.
Llama: CARL!
CARL: I have a problem. I have a serious problem.
Llama: You are just, terrible today!
CARL: Shhh! D'you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.
Llama: That's the sound of people drowning Carl.
CARL: That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.
