Paul: Carrrrlll! We're supposed to be on vacation!
Carl: I don't know about you but I am having a wonderful time here..
Paul: You toppled the South American government Carl!
Carl: The people have spoken. Viva Le Resistance!
Paul: You pushed the Resistance leader into a giant fan.
Carl: He was a traitor and a scoundrel.
Paul: He was trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant fan..
*kick*
Carl: Oh! That was a foot! I appear to have swallowed an entire person!
Paul: That would be the hotel bartender
Carl: Well that explains why my Mojito is taking so long!
Paul: It was horrifying! Your mouth unhinged like a snake!
Carl: Wow that sounds pretty awesome!
Paul: I can't go anywhere with you Carl!
Carl: That hurt my feelings. Now we're both in the wrong.
Paul: I wanna go home. We're leaving..
Carl: In that case I should probably mention that I filled our luggage with orphan meat
Paul: Wha...What?
Carl: Well Im building a meat drag and not just any meat will do.
Paul: You know what? Forget it...Im not even shocked anymore.
Carl: Awww...thats no fun.
Paul: This has become the norm for you Carl!
Carl: I'll have to try harder next time.
Paul: Please don't!
Carl: I feel like I've been issued a challenge
Paul: Carrrrrlllll!
Carl: It's too late now...you...
Paul: You?
Carl: I totally don't remember your name
Paul: We've known each other for three years Carl!
Carl: ...and what an impression you've made...
Paul: My name is Paul.
Carl: What?
Paul: I said my name is Paul.
Carl: Oh....I thought you were a woman...
Paul: Why would you think that?
Carl: Mostly the hat. Are you sure?
Paul: Of course I'm sure.
Carl: Well...if you'll excuse me...I have some pictures to delete from my computer...
