Derek's live was really funny, I love how sassy he's. Now we're watching Mikey's live, after Derek guested him he went live.
Oh wait, I forgot to mention a little detail, Derek leaked Mikey's number. Dona keeps telling me to call him, I mean I want to but I think it's kinda annoying for him. He's been declining calls the whole time. He said he'll pick up facetime calls only. Well maybe I should give it a try, idk.
"Just fucking call him, JESUUSSSSSSS!"-Dona says kinda pissed. Lmao I love how pissy she got.
"Ok."-I say knowing if I don't say yes I'll be listening this for ages.
"Omg I have a bet for you. So if he picks up and you say 'Hey daddy, can we like make babies?' I'll give you...hm, $50. If you don't do it then you have to buy every Jacob Saggytits songs!"-Dona says, girl she sounds excited. She truly thinks I'm not gonna do that. I'm doing EVERYTHING just so I don't have to buy the songs. I mean, he's still a fetus and is the #1 most popular person on Famous Birthdays? Like it's not how it works people😪
"Okay I'm in."-I scream grabbing my phone. I'm searching the contact name "Mikey💕" and hit FaceTime. I turn on my camera and wait. While I'm waiting I'm making goofy faces, as I'm bored. Dona at this point is making snap videos of me and laughing. When she shows me one of the videos I burst out laughing in one of my ugliest laughs. And Mikey picks up, by this time he finished his live. Ok so I just have to say that, and I'll get $50. It'll be fine.
"Hey daddy, can we like make babies?"-I say grinning. Mikey looks at me and starts laughing.
"Well, yeah if you want to"-he smirks. Oh fuck oh fuck.
"K let me know when's good for you."-I say and laugh. He says "whenever you want". I know he's joking but fuck my body's tingling.
"So wassup?"-he asks.
"Nothing special, just facetiming the boy I love the most on Earth, but it's whatever..wbu?"
"Well, facetiming a really funny girl who's actually really pretty."-he says and he looks like he means every. single. word.
"OMG are you facetiming Selena Gomez? Fuck you're lucky."-I say laughing a bit at the end.
"You're so funny"-he says. We talk for a little more than he says he has to go to the gym. Well yeah, I'll never facetime him ever again, so it's Gucci, I guess.
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Sorry for the little and crappy update but I'm sick rn so this is all I could write. I hope you can understand😌
Have an amazing day❤️
