Shrasper (Shrek x Jasper) It'll never be orge

Prologue

In the magical city of Far Far Away, where towers soared high, touching the blue, sunny skies, the exalted and beloved Prince Charming sat on a velvet chair in a white tower, reading the latest issue of Fairy's Tails Today. He was young and handsome. He had golden locks as soft as a kitten. He was clad in a grandiose waistcoat and a pale blue shirt. The room in which The Prince resided in had a coruscating floor that shimmered blindingly even in pitch darkness. The ostentatious room also had the most legendary of paintings, like The Mona Lapis, The Last Together Breakfast and The Pearl with a Girl Earring. Furniture was placed orderly around the room; creating an enchanting maze of riches. At the centre of the maze, a mahogany table stood proudly, with a crystal ball, full of hypnotising and psychedelic colours that created a mystical kaleidoscope of bewilderment, on top of it. Adjacent to the table was a polished, smooth chair of the same mahogany wood. And sitting on the chair; scrutinising the marble of mystery, was none other than The Fairy Godmother-The Prince's mother. A sombre and solemn look was painted upon her face. The deeper she looked into the orb, the more sombre her expression became. Looking into the esoteric object, The Fairy Godmother began to shake. Her eyes welled up with tears. She screamed. Shocked, Prince Charming lifted himself off his purple chair to check on his mother. He traipsed through the maze of ornate purple furniture. His mother was in a dreadful state. She squeezed her legs in fear.

Reluctantly, Prince Charming questioned with an obnoxious lilt, "Mother, why are you scared?"

Through her sobs and shivers, The Godmother replied, "Bad things, I've seen bad things."

Prince Charming scoffed, "Like what?"

"Bad, bad things. Regarding 𝘩𝘪𝘮, regarding Shrek..."

"Shrek?! The ogre?! He can't do anything, he's not strong enough. He won't be able to break through the entire Royal Army. Anyway, how do you know? What's he gonna do?"

"I saw them, in the Orb of The Future, it told the fortune of the kingdom. Bad things'll happen. Shrek will find an alien space rock with the physical form of a beautiful woman. Together, they shall conquer the kingdom. Together, they'll eliminate our fascist way and smelt our Iron Fist 'til it's nothing. The worst thing is, they'll do this all with their bare fists. We must stop them- but I don't know how. The Orb of The Future didn't say."

"Don't believe that thing, mother, it's sooo obviously fake."

"It is not! Far Far Away's top mages helped me create this! It took years. So much research on History, magic, invention and fortune telling went into this. So far, it's NEVER been wrong. Would you like to have a look at our dreaded future, son?"

Haughtily, Prince Charming agreed and looked deep into the crystal ball. Almost instantly, his proud look melted into a horrified, perturbed gasp. "Mum...I believe you," The Prince began with shaky cadences, "we must stop these monsters. It'll be hard to defeat that powerful anime couple, but I have an idea. An idea so astonishing it'd be number one on every WatchMojo.com list about anime."

The Fairy Godmother pushed a vexatious smirk through her aghast expression. Synchronously, the mother and son opened their mouths and chanted, "The Megabugs!" as they squeezed each other tightly.

Together they'd stop Shrek and his mysterious, unknown partner.

But Shrek wouldn't let that happen.