RU-ONS

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Sorry I haven't updated in forever but here it is....ya

All of a sudden a goat with a backwards cap and and leather jacket that's died multiple shades of purple stepped out of the darkness
"NOT IM MY HOUSE BITCH"
"oh shit.....thats a big mama"
And with that goat mama killed da flower

Time skip cuz i can

"Sooo meh child, u gud bro?"
The goat thing said "yes or no." you gave her a what-the-fuck look. (A/N Kill me). You not your head 'yes' sence you are mute.

Me: -hides- IM SRRY IT SO SHORT AND IM ALSO SRRY FOR NOT PUBLISHING T~T

Jasper: you realize no one care...right?

Me: JASPER!!!

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