America.
The land of the memes, the land of the stripes and stars.
Our 45th president's corpse rested on top of a pyramid with a revolver in one hand. Pelos de elote didn't have a chance. The wind picked up his hair, causing it to fly away like the main icon of America; A Bald Eagle. And no, not Baron Corbin's receding hairline. That disappeared months ago. A large green figure lied dead on the stairway of the pyramid. A pedophile-like monster rested right by the bald-headed ogre. Cory- I mean, Wendell...Held a rare golden bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken in his arms. From the looks of it, he seemed to have been protecting it from the people in white sheets. Oh, and about that Bald Eagle, one flew past the pyramid filled with deceased bodies. It was carrying a head. Not just any head. Kevin Owen's chopped off head. Moo-ving on. (Wink.) Just to put all of this into a short sentence; America is one fucked up country. Anyways, how did it all start, you ask? Well, that's what I'm about to tell you. Sit back and beat your meat.
