(January 20, 2017)
(Donald Trump's POV:)
The Inauguration had ended hours ago.
The orange man sat in a chair, staring into a mirror as he fixes his weave.
"You're the best lookin' white piece of ass in America. Who needs Melania when you can invite all these disgusting hoes into your room. Why? Because you're Donald fuckin' Trump! YOU. ARE. THE. BEST! YOU'RE THE FUCKIN' BEST!"
Trump then began punching the wall as he continues to tell himself he's the best.
"I'M THE BEST!"
"YES, YOU'RE AMERICA'S SAVIOR! THE GREATEST PRESIDENT YET!"
"I'M THE GREATEST CACK SUCKER!"
There was silence for a few moments.
Shaq's head popped out of the closet with a wide smirk on his huge lips.
His head then returned back inside the closet.
Donald turned his head to find nothing.
"Those damn Mexicans. They're probably inside already! Those beaners will learn their lesson once I build the wall."
Trump got off his chair furiously as he walked out of the room.
A wild Joey Salads stood in front of the pissed off orange.
J- "Hi, I'm Joey Sal-"
Donald Trump instantly snapped his neck before he continued walking.
Joey's lifeless body fell on the red carpet.
"Anyone else?"
Out of nowhere, Shaq stood behind Donald Trump with his humongous cack against Trump's suit. His heavy breathing could be felt.
"It smells like a concentration camp."
Trump said before he saw the seven foot monster.
Shaq used his burnt sausage hands to throw the annoying orange back into his room.
Once Shaq entered the room, he slowly closed the door with the same rapist smirk on his features.
His pants instantly fell, leaving him half naked. (With no underwear on)
S- "It's about time we have a little talk, Mr. Trump."
Shaq threw Trump on top of the expensive bed.
Shaq, on his knees, was behind Trump as he stays on all fours.
"Be careful, it's my first ti-"
Without wasting another second, Shaq penetrated Trump with his monster cack. It went through Trump's pants and underwear, soon reaching inside the orange's butthole.
It didn't take long afor Shaq to shoot some fresh 'memes' inside the 45th president.
