Going on a Date With Captain Smoker

Getting Ready

You put on your cutest dress  and tights. You check your drawer for your favorite bandanna, the purple one. You dig around and find that   (color)   lipstick you like. You pack 23 of those lipsticks in your   (color)   bag. You put 42 different bandannas in your bag and like 13 different dresses. You walk out the door and leave a message for your mother and father. You go to the candy shop and buy 87 packs of chocolate cigars. You say there that should last me a couple  hours. The Cashier looks at you weird and says,"Is this everything?" You say,"Of course not!" and grab all the rest. The cashier looks at you weird and says,"Alright only 948 dollars but with a discount it's only 947 dollars and 82 cents." You say,"Okay can I have a discount then?" He says,"Yeah but it's 43 dollars for a discount. You say,"I'll have a discount then.", Gave him the money and left.  
You walked to the banana store eating the chocolate cigars along the way thinking, He will like me more if i eat these they look so much like they're real he won't know the difference! (not knowing your supposed to chew it not throw it down your throat like a pill) You walk in the banana store and you see him standing there and he looks at you when you realize your late. (dun nun nun!)