XD the Canine Killer

Chapter 4- GET OUTTA MAH SCHOOL!!!

"Ok what is the square root of 9 times the circumference of a wheel with a radius of 5cm?" Mrs Yeezers asked.

XD's hand shot up.

"Yes XD?"

"Miss, the answer is... err... oh I know.. it's LAWNMOWER!"

Everyone face-palmed. Some kids sniggered.

"XD I know that it's not your fault that you suck at maths, but try to think like a human, not an alien!"

"**** you XD the pee pee!" A boy named Jack shouted in a baby voice," the answer is 94.23!"

"That's correct Jack!" Mrs Yeezers, hiccuped.

In no time at all, the bell rang for lunch. It was the only sound that XD wanted to hear; it meant that it was time to smuggle some vegetables. He sneaked down the steps that lead from his floor (floor 4) to the cafeteria floor (the ground floor). A cooking class had just finished, which had a door in the class, that lead to the kitchen of the chefs. After the teacher left, she locked the door. 

'Crap,' XD thought in his mind.

'Yeah your plan is crap,' someone else whispered in XD's mind.

He was shocked at what he'd just heard, but he decided to ignore that voice. As quick as a flea, XD whipped out a paperclip, rearranging it's shape into a key shape. He stuck it into the door and twisted it. It took a couple of tries until XD heard that magical *click*. Grasping the doorknob, with his now sweaty hand, he sharply twisted it and walked through the doorway, shutting and locking the door so nobody would know of his presence.

His footsteps echoed in the dark room; not risking to turn the lights on and being caught. Of course, the presence of the door to the kitchen was where it always was. The door was a crack open, making it even easier for him to sneak through. Slithering stealthy, XD crawled to the box of vegetables. To his surprise, the vegetables weren't there.

'Double crap,' XD thought again.

The same voice replied but this time said: 'Jeez XD, would you stop saying those inappropriate words. At least say crap crap if you really need to.'

'But that means that I would be saying twice the- oh never mind!'

XD dug his hand in deeply and pulled out something. It was a rope saying: "You're dead." Suddenly a heavy metal cage fell from the ceiling, separating him from the rest of the kitchen.

"Well well well, why wouldn't we think that this little hobo could be stealing our food and leaving these useless things," the principle said," this money isn't even real!" He whipped out some money that XD had put down; it was a newspaper with some crayon scribbling on.

"GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL YOU LITTLE PIECE OF-" Then a car drove by, blocking out the rated 18 word that he had just said to poor little XD.

The principle held XD by the old tattered collar, and launched XD out of the school.

"YOU COULD HAVE LET ME ESCORT MYSELF OUT!!" XD yelled.

'XD,' the voice in his head said,'meet me outside your cardboard box; i'm coming down now.'