And so they flew. XD was a bit wobbly but he did get the idea. He flew straight up, Xian holding onto his shoulders. Clouds burst open, leaving a hole in the cluster, like an orange in the middle of an orchard of blueberries.
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!" They both yelled, until they nearly flew into a plane.
"Mummy mummy I saw a flying boy!" A kid on the plane said.
"No son, there's no such thing," she said as she typed 'Have I failed as a parent?' into the internet browser.
"XD THIS IS NUUUUTTTSSS!!!" Xian yelled.
"I KNOW RIGHT!!!"
MEANWHILE
"Awww sir look at them. It's sooooooo romantic!" A female wolf said, as XD and Xian flew over the rainforest, and landed about a mile away from the temple of dogs.
"*Sigh.* I can't believe I am sending you to get them next," ??? said, "You got a plan?"
"Yes sir, I have been recently working on a project called love vines, whoever it traps will make them act very romantic towards their partner."
"Excellent."
"I know! I'm gonna record it on tape and make them relive that really cute moment!"
BACK WITH XD AND XIAN
"Whoo! That landing was fabulous!" Xian giggled.
"Yeah! Let's go get em!" XD said in a determined voice.
XD walked and tripped over a vine; it was pink.
"XD are you ok?"
"MHHHMMHMHMH!!!" XD screamed, vines clutching his whole body, covering his mouth but sparing his nose.
Xian kicked and punched at the vines until they released XD.
"XD are you o-"
"Hey baby are you a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you."
"What the-"
"Lets go on vacation. I've heard there's lots of space at pen island."
"What's in your mind XD? What's happening to you?"
"My heart has been pierced-"
"OH MY GOSH WE GOTTA GET THE DOCT-"
"By your loving kisses on my mouth. Kiss me baby."
"I would. IF YOU'D STOP ACTING LIKE A CREEPY POTATO!!!"
MEANWHILE IN XD'S MIND..
"GET BACK YOU FOUL DEMONS!!" XD yelled, as vines crawled into his mind,"Wait. It's my mind! I can wish for whatever I want!"
A fiery shiny sword appeared in his hands. He slashed and destroyed the vines.
BACK IN THE REAL WORLD...
"Hey sexy girl. Is it dinner time? Cos I wanna put my banger in you mash."
"Wha-"
"Hey are you a chicken? Because I'm lovin' your breats. You must know a lot about cocks beautiful."
Vines hung from XD's ears. Xian reached her hands and ripped them out.
"Hey are you... a... Xian? What happened?" XD mumbled as he came back into existance.
"Some... questionable things. You said you wanted to but your banger in my mash."
XD blushed.
"The vines. They slid inside my brain and took me over."
"Are you hurt?"
"My ears feel cleaner. But nothing much."
"Good. I bet it was those dogs sensing our presence. Lets go."
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XD the Canine Killer
RandomThis book is rated mature because of a little romance but mainly Lots and lots of horrific gross things PROCEED WITH CAUTION. Anyway, this book is about a boy who has a thing for murdering and eating dogs. He meets a girl named Xian, who agreed to...
