He loved to crawl. So one day, he saw his friend Yoongi and had a thought. He crawled on his hairy boobies over to his good friend and curled up into his ear. Yoongi reached inside his ear and pet the anus lovingly before sighing. Father Namjoon lay near the both of them. He watched at Jins anus whispered sweet nothings into his friend’s ear. The anus then crawled out of his ear and slithered around his neck as a scarf. “:D,” the anus said as it snuggled close. Yoongi waved to Father Namjoon briefly and fell backwards into a deep sleep. Father Namjoon waved back with a confused look, leaning back on his arms.
