This is a story about a magical kid who is satan's grandchild and his guardians who will protect this child with their lives and the only reason they do that is because he is half human and half satanic monster from hell, this child's name is Wormpee Universe and his mother (Rosie Antichrist) had killed his father before giving birth to Wormpee and after she gave birth she lost her soul to make Wormpee. Any how let's get on with this story and it all begins like this.
We are Satan spawns, we'll always wreck the day and if you think we can, you're absolutely right and that's why the demons of hell believe in Grunt, Ameshesh and Pebble, and Wormpee!
In Abercrombie and Fitch city Wormpee was watching the Satan spawns summon their "weapons" so he could learn how to summon his. Grunt was making a punching gesture repeatedly and she summoned her spiked fisting gloves, Ameshesh was doing the whip/nae nae and then summoned her replica of a whip from fifty shades of grey and Pebble had taken her weapon out of her mouth which was a dildo on a stick. The spawns had told Wormpee that his weapon would be a very magical shield called a condom. Just then Grunt said they needed to go on a mission while Wormpee stayed home.
Wormpee was getting bored waiting for the spawns to get back so Wormpee was playing with his wooden blocks with letters without even realizing that it spelled out "poop bike", just then the spawns got home and they walked up to Wormpee and saw his letter blocks and realized what it said and then Pebble said it's a sign from head master Rosie, Grunt agreed. Just then Pebble realized that she forgot her IPhone on the beach with her nudes on it.*meanwhile at the beach* mayor Dipshit was walking along the beach and saw Pebble's IPhone, so he picked it up and went into the photos and he was very happy to see Pebble's naked ass in front of his face so he went back home, decided to get naked and watch sponge bob. As he slapped his man meat against the IPhone he kept screaming Pebble's name."Pebble, Pebble oh Pebble!"
*back at the spawns house* Grunt just received a text from Pebbles phone saying."Cfebihbfeibcihbfcebfechifcbhcefibfecihbebffe." Grunt was very confused by this, but she and everyone else could care less. Just then the spawns had to go on another mission, but this time Wormpee was able to come along and see what the spawns do. They all went to the warp pentagram and warped to a floating island.
On the floating island Wormpee got to see how the spawns penetrate evil virgin monsters. Pebble said."Long ago these virgins used to be sex craved satanist rapists, but then they became corrupt." Out of nowhere a virgin monster came up on Pebble and tried to kill her Wormpee got scared and wanted to protect Pebble, so he accidentally summoned his condom for the first time and he then slapped it against the virgin's face and it disappeared in a cloud of smoke and they all stared at Wormpee awkwardly and said."It's probably just puberty." And they all went home.
When they got home they saw mayor Dipshit going through Pebble's panty cabinet. The mayor turned around made a girly shriek and soiled the panties he was wearing that belonged to Pebble. The mayor then took off the panties and left and all Pebble had to say was."sexy." Wormpee was told to go wash the panties after that, but he complained saying that they won't get clean because the washing machine washed the clothes using Daddy pig's cream. Grunt told him to shut up and do what they say. And Wormpee walked away upset.
At the washing machine which for some reason was on an unstable, falling apart hand from the temple. While Wormpee washed the clothes he was thinking of his favorite show called."Caillous big furry finger up the butt show." This was his favorite show because... Uuhhm well I don't know why. Just then Wormpee thought to himself that he wanted to go to the big donut, so he went there and found Lars as drunk as usual and asked him where Sadie was and he said she was at the corner of the street trying to get lucky. Then Lars said."How can I wet your whistle Wormpee." Wormpee said that he wanted a pussy juice frosted donut, Lars said they didn't have any. Wormpee asked him what's the next best thing? Then Lars said."The Daddy pig's cream donut." Wormpee was upset by this and just accepted it.
When he got back to the house he tried to summon his condom again, but there was no luck. So he had his donut and then screamed in horror. The spawns came and asked him what was wrong and he said it was just his Tourette's syndrome and they all laughed. Just then Pebble said they needed to go back into Grunt's room and have more rough sex and lick each others feet. Wormpee didn't care because he was excited to see his friend Corny today.
It's been three hours and Corny hasn't shown up yet. Wormpee was getting impatient and bored so he (as I'm writing this I'm regretting it) stuck his hand down his pants. About five minutes later Corny walked in the door and saw Wormpee naked eating the bar of chocolate he found in his pants pocket. Corny asked if she could have a bite and Wormpee said yes and they enjoyed that chocolate for the rest of the afternoon. Then Corny decided that she wanted to sleep over, but Pebble said to fuck off and leave Wormpee alone. Corny asked why she had to leave Wormpee alone and Pebble replied with."I don't want him to have babies yet." Wormpee replied with."don't worry we'll use condoms and lots of lube to make it very slippery." Just then Grunt walked into the room with Ameshesh. Grunt said."my asshole feels so much looser after Ameshesh turned her whip into anal beads and..." Grunt looked a Pebble. Pebble looked at Grunt. Ameshesh looked at her breasts and said."Damn these are big ones." Grunt asked Pebble why Corny couldn't stay over.
