Everything Has Changed

Chapter 1

One Direction's beautiful group of voices filled my ears, and I honestly couldn't fight the urge to sing along with my favorite boys.

"I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me, yeah. I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me yeah. I want you to hit the pedal heavy metal, show me you care!" I sang out loud.

People in the halls stared at me, but did I care? Pssh, nawh brah.

Ms. Wygert glared at me and pulled my awesome Beats off my head. I grabbed them and continued walking.

Yeah, imma rebel. Your attitude changes when you spend your life in an orphanage. Maybe I should introduce myself, from the beginning? Yeah, sounds good.

First, my name is Bradley Evans, and I'm seventeen. My mother and father didn't purposefully make me,so I was a horrible mistake. At least Ms. Wygert agrees with that.

When I was thirteen, I dyed my hair dark purple, and left the tips black.

As you can probably tell, One direction is mah favorite band... Like, EVER!!!

Honestly they're the most beautiful things in my crystal blue eyes. Seriously, my eyes are a very light blue.

Back to the scheduled programming; I've been in this dump ever since my fourth birthday. Yay me! I think I heard sarcasm... Maybe, yes... No...?

The only thing keeping me from spontaneously combusting on the spot, is torturing Ms. Wygert. And waffles... And delicious oreos. Mmmh, waffles.

"Hey slut!" I high pitched voice broke through my boys voices. Oh, Poseidon help me.

"Why, hello Bella!" I squealed with fake happiness. This gurl... I want to drive her caked up face into a blender.

"You don't belong here, hell. You don't belong on this good planet!" She sneered.

"I don't like you talking to me like that, Tinker." I smirked at the nickname that she hated.

"Watch'a gonna do 'bout it?" She got in my face, still sneering like an idiot.

"I would punch you in the fridging face, but it wouldn't do much seeing as your caked on makeup is like face armor." I smirked at her wide eyes and open mouth.

"Excuse me?" She growled.

"Oh," I smiled innocently. "You were trying to look like a clown?! Still, to much mascara." I put my weight on one foot and smiled brightly. She scoffed and sashayed away in her six-fridging-inch heels.

The crowd cleared, seeing as Ms. Wygert said a couple would be adopting today.

I walked into the cafeteria fifteen minutes late. A line of girls was standing as the assumed couple looked over each one.

I stood at the end, arms crossed and chin high.

Like, a thousand days later, they got to me. Yay! Finally!

"Nice hoodie." The guy chuckled.

You know when somebody compliments your clothing, you automatically check what you put on that morning? Yeah, that's what I did.

My hoodie was white, with

'In Benja We Trust, For Bacca We Must' in black written across it.

"Thanks! Recognize it?" I leaned against the faded brown wall.

He nodded and the girl spoke up.

"What's your name?" I sighed and adjusted my black and white tyedye skinny jeans.

"Bradley Evans," I bowed. "At your service." I sang in my best Irish accent. Might I add, it was fridging amazing.

"I like her." The man chuckled.

"Tell us about yourself, Bradley." He smiled.

"Well... My middle name is Sky, I live for waffles and oreos, and I skateboard like a boss." I nodded at my small story.

"Adam, I think that this is her." The woman's eyes sparkled.

"You don't want her. She's ugly, and a freak!" Bella screeched, suddenly appearing next to us.

"Can I see that for a second?" I pointed to assumedly Adam's water bottle. He handed over in a slow confused way.

I poured it over Bella's fake blonde head. She stood frozen. No shrinking? Dorthy lied to us!

"You were supposed to shrink! What's wrong with this fridging water!" I yelled.

Adam and his... What is their relationship? Wife... Gurlfriend... Pet? Don't judge that last guess.

Well, they were trying (might I add that they were failing miserably) to stifle their laughter. Bella was fuming, same as Ms. Wygert.

"Miss Evans, go to your dorm. Now!" She screeched. Literally.

"No need, we're adopting her." Adam said seriously.

Wait... What?!

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