We have all watched Shrek is love, Shrek is love, it's a funny video and all the Shrek memes are hilarious. I watched them and shared them with my friends, thinking nothing of it.
It was a Friday night, I was doing the usual, messaging friends, on Facebook and watching Youtube videos. I suddenly heard a noise coming from my bedroom window, I ignored it in the hopes it would stop but it didn't so I left my bed to investigate. DUN DUN
I pull back the curtain and I'm met with a green slim thicc ass.
"H-hel-lo?", I ask terrified for my life.
"ONIONS HAVE LAYERS, a Scottish accent shouts.
"I...know", I say back hoping the green figure will turn around. Ten it does, It's Shrek! Like the actual Shrek.
"Omg, what?...How?", I stumble my words confused as in to how he is here, right now in my house, in my room! DUN DUN
"Shrek is love, Shrek is life?", he asks smirking and walking closer to me.
"Uh that's a meme right like someone made that up haha", I say nervously laughing.
"No, let me enter your swamp", Shrek smiles and raises his hand to my head, softly stroking my hair.
"Ai'ight", I saY and lie down on the floor as shrek does the same.
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... little while later...
"DONKEY"....."ONIONSSSSS"....."UGH"
"it's all ogre now", shrek says softly and kisses my head.
the room fills with green cream & swims out.
and that was the day I met shrek.
