Dear single fuzzy sock on the floor over there,
You look very lonely, so I'm writing you a letter. You can probably guess that though. Because of the letter you are now reading. I shall make it my life's ambition to find your other half and reunite you two once more. Then you will not look so despaired. What kind of music do you like? I'll play some for you! You can dance and be happy until I reunite you with your partner, who is lost in the ferocious sea of .....the wash!
*cue gasp*
But do not fret! I shalt save thee from the grasp of solitude, I shalt un-bury you from the depths of your isolation and cast you into a beautiful world of friendship and unity! You will find your twin, your partner, your brother, your other half and you will live as 2 halves of a whole once more!
From Me.
P.S my toes said hi.
