i might not remember writing this when i wake up tbh

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soo guzma thought it would be a radical idea to visit kukui amirite

so

guzma knocks on kukui's door and kukui's all like "YOOO HEYHEYHEY LONG TIME NO SEE MY GUZMATIC PALIO" know what i;m sayin'??

but guzma all like "no homie dont be like that i just need some honey for mahhh bAkeRy SaLe" and guzma would not leave until he got that honey

kukui was like "okayokayokay i gotchu" and he ran to the kitchen and ran back and said "i ain't got no honey, honey!!" and guzma screamed in pain and agony

"maybe hapu's got some of that sweet, sticky goodness hmhmhm??" kukui suggested

guzma stopped his painful screech and stroked his beloved chin that he so dearly loved like a son or some kind of brother "hmmmmmm yeahhhhhhhhhbbbbbuT WHAT IF KIAWE HAS SOME" guzma was now conflicted

who would have some honey?! he needs some for his scrumdiddlyumptious baked goods to sell to little children around the corner...

"we'll go visit hala, i know he muST HAVe some of that golden nectar for you!!!!!! hollah for hala!!!!!!!!!!!!!" kukui declared

they both screamed like a whale being penetrated by a sea urchin and ran off

will guzma ever get his honey?? and why is kukui helping guzma with such shenanigans????

stay tuned. you might get a baked good from guzma.




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