LAST EPISIODDE
kiawe gasp "Aww, poor you! Maybe Mallow has some of that golden treasure that you oh,so crave. She is all about that nature stuff, isn't she?" kiawe suggested
"hmmm.......> yyyyeeAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" KUKUI ROarEd iN HIS BEUTIFUL DEEP VOICE OF HIS "LETSSS GO SEE MALLOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW AHAHHAH" guzma cackled
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"sorri guise i just dont have that golden treasure that you oh so crave!!!!!!!!!!!!" mallow pout "GOD FLIPPING YOGURT I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MARBLES!!!" guzma stomped his foot and kiawe put his hand on daddy guzma;'s shoulder
"Guzma, it is important that you calm yourself. Being stressed might lead to back pains or even headaches. So does sex. Maybe sex can relieve back pains and headaches similar to how they can be a prime factor of them. Guzma, want to have sex with me and leave in the morning, not leaving any trace of love or affection so I can weep and wallow in the tears of a thousand emo tween girls crying over My Chemical Romance and shouting how their parents don't get them?" kiawe asked with shining eyes
guzma looked back at kookooooeye, seeing kukuiss smiling face falteer intoa n upside down smile
"okayyYY!" guzma turned back aroudn without showign any care for kukui's poor heaert!!!! kiawe smiled "Excellent! Maybe we could find some of that shiny scrumptious sticky thick liquid you wish to drizzle into your baked goods afterwards, but only after you taste MY shiny scrumptious sticky thick liquid you wish to drizzle in your mouth. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
guzma gaspd loudly at kiawe's sexy voice making his hart flutter like a wingull
"hoookAYYYAY! YASSS!!" guzma took kiawe's hand and kiawe led guzma to a nearby hotel, leaving kukui to continued the quest for the hunny for his fucking crush,. guz-guz
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a guzma adventure
Randomguzma is on a quest to find honey for his baked goods, but on his adventure, he faces new challenges, new obstacles, and new love interests. why is guzma's life like this now??
