Misadventure Time with Becky Sizzle and Velvet Cream

in the beginning.

Becky and Velvet met at the tender age of 5 while in preschool. It all happened because Becky bitchslapped Velvet for taking her favorite Barbie doll. Velvet said to her, "Cassh me ousside howbow dah." Becky obliged and met Velvet on the playground during recess but rather than beating the shit out of her, Velvet requested her help. Velvet loaned some money to that little whore Carly and need help getting back what was hers. The duo approached the whore while she was swinging and Velvet demanded, "Where's my fuckin' money?" Becky then pushed Carly off the swing, causing her to get a face full of fucking mulch. Being the little bitch she was, Carly ran straight to the teach and tattled on the girls resulting in them not getting recess for two days. "Snitches get stitches," the duo snarled in unison. Velvet and Becky made Carly's life a living hell, that is until her parents pulled her from the preschool.

At the time, Velvet was smoking close to a carton of cigarettes a day, of which resulted in her raspy hooker voice. Velvet was also, and still is, part of royalty, coming from Haus Asshole. Becky, on the other hand, came from a well know line of petty bitches, where she is now known as queen.

Becky and Velvet remained the best of friends throughout elementary, middle, and high school, and remain besties for the resties still today.

The two had their share of run-ins with various forms of authority, but nothing really to write home about until after graduation.

At the honorable age of 18 Becky was caught snorting a line off of a mall Santa's cock and she ended up being held by mall security until police arrived. However, Velvet heard about this and wasn't about to let her bff go to jail just for snortin' a lil' coke. So Velvet found the mall cop that was "guarding" the holding room. She cold-cocked that motherfucker and set her friend free.

The fun was just beginning.