. I found a bird with no wings so I poured some red bull on it.
.A guy got hit by a soda bottle but didn't get hurt because it was a soft drink.
.The teddy bear was stuffed after dinner.
.The cantaloupe said he "can't" aloupe.
.This is how I roll! -Rolling pin
.A guy lives in Idaho and he loves pie. He lives in Piedaho.
.Why did the jelly donut go to the dentist? To get a filling!
.What did the pizza chef say when he bought pre-made pizza dough? I doughn't have the time.
.How do vegetables celebrate? They say LETTUCE CELEBRATE
.How do tomatoes show love? I love you from my head tomatoes.
.What do popular dill pickles say? I'm kinda a big dill.
.What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeño business!
.I don't wanna taco about it.
.Ya wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch! -Kind alpacas
.How avocados get motivated to work out "I guess it's time for some avo-cardio."
-Katie~sama
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RandomI have a weird obsession with puns so I decide to let those feelings go into a book. Hate on me all u want I don't care I live in the closet anyways bai
