kiss my ass, panini

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panini was freaking out because it was the day of the wedding and he didn't know what he was going to do. he wanted to tell linguini the truth but then he'd get sent to jail and that's not exactly ideal. as he was contemplating what to do, panini felt a tap on his (or tony's) shoulder. he turned to see... a skeleton? he felt tony's skin fall off of his and watched the skeleton wrap it around himself. it was tony! "what the fuck was that? you stabbed me to death and then wore my skin aND HAD THE INTENTION OF MARRYING MY FIANCÉ?" before panini could say anything, tony pulled a silver dagger out of his pocket. "kiss my ass, panini."

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