lingony's life

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in their time together before linguini's death in 2027 by bear, they had 4 kids together. it was a rough few pregnancies for tony, but the kids ended up kinda alright. one became the president, but that doesn't really say much anymore. their kids were average. they were average people with average grades and average personalities and average friends. much like tony and linguini. they had a bunch of pets but none of them lived too long. they had an average amount of money, so their house was also average. but they still had an average/goodish life and that's all that matters, right?

right?

no?

ok.

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