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It was the end of the school day. January,23,2017. Emmi and Rissa were being picked up by everyone's favorite German brothers. Germany and Prussia. " HEY GUYS!" Prussia yelled from the passenger side. " Bruder. Please..."Germany faced palmed.   Emmi looked at Rissa. "Oh dear lord.." She said putting her hand in her face making her glasses move up,. Rissa adjusted her glasses to see what Emmi was talking about.  Emmi moved her hand from her face, "Prussia." she said simply. Meanwhile with the girls who did not know about Hetalia were like. " Hot,Hot,Me likey."  Emmi looked at the girls, "They are taken and gay. no go away." She said shooing them away.  " Vhat vas zhat for?" Germany asked as he adjusted his glasses. "Cause they are teenage girls fawning over gay men." Emmi said doing a hair flip to adjust her hair, her hair was short and a dark brown with a small bit of the red highlights left. " Or. In a simple way. We were protecting you." Rissa replied flatly.  " Kesese! Hair flipping for zhe vin!" Prussia yelled out loud. " Anyvay. Get in. It is pouring." Germany said as he motioned for them to get in. Emmi groaned "Whhhhhy?" She asked, "Also, I just wanted to pointed out that you were gay, gay men are like the bestest friends that you could ever have." Emmi said, then mumbled "Except for Germany." " Ich herad zhat!" Germany yelled. " Und. Vhy?" Germany asked, Emmi slightly pouted "Cause your meaaan and very fuckin' strict." She said then looked at the nations "Hey why are you two picking us up? My mom needs to at least know or else she'll worry." Emmi spoke. " Me too." Replied Rissa as well. " Vant to hang out?" Asked Prussia. " What?! You picked us up for that? You know that you could have picked us up at our house right?" Rissa asked. 

"You...YOU FUCKNUT!!" Emmi pretty much screamed. " Vhat vas zhat?" Asked Germany confused.  " It is a thing Emmi and her mother says." Rissa replied.  "I say it more,she tries not to cuss." Emmi says, She rolled her sleeves up, she had a flannel shirt on, it was all buttoned up. She tended to favour dark colours because her jeans were dark and she had on black snow boots on. "Also, please tell me you informed my mother?' " Here." Germany gave Emmi his phone. " When you are done. Can I see it?" Asked Rissa who was wearing an white oxford,olive green pants with black combat boots. She was messing with her iron cross necklace. She declined it and pulled her own out and called her mother, and she answered "Hey mom you care if I hang out with my friends? .... I know I'll play a game against Dad today. Can I after? ...really?! ....Thanks!!" Then she hung up, "Okay, she knows. Also you can use the phone I had no need for it." She said as she handed the phone to Rissa.  " Thank you." Replied Rissa as she grabbed Emmi's phone. She dialed her mother's work phone number. " Hello. Yeah. It is me. Hey can I hang out with some of my friends? Relax. They will keep me safe. Wait? You want to talk to one of them. Sure..." Rissa said with uncertainty.  "Give it to Germany! Prussia is too much of a goof!" She whispered. Then shushed Prussia. " Ja. Ok. Put it on speaker zhen. " Germany replied. Rissa put it on speaker. " Hello?" Asked Rissa's mom. " Hallo. Jou must be Rissa's mutter." Replied Germany speaking out loud. " Yes. And who are you?" Asked Rissa's mom worried. " Miene name ist Ludvig Beilschmidt. Emmi kept quiet and kept Prussia quiet, her hand was over his mouth. " Oh. Ok. I just wanted to know who you were. But . If you hurt..." "Bye mom!" Rissa yelled as she hung up the phone. Emmi let go of Prussia, "ooh! You have soft hair." She said, then chuckled. " Kesese! Of course Ich do!" Prussia remarked.  " So.. How vas jour day?" Asked Germany trying to change the subject. Hmm... It was good." Emmi answered. " Yeah. We are reading about Anne Frank in our English class." Replied Rissa happily. "yeah!!" Emmi chirped in also happily. " Vell zhat ist important to learn." Replied Prussia. "I had literally never learned about it." Emmi replied. " Well. I read her diary in fourth grade. It was for fun though." Rissa replied happily.  " Vell. Zhat ist nice. Anyzhing else?" Asked Germany curious.  " You wanna mention the five meters?" Asked Emmi.  " Fuck du." Rissa replied in German." Five vhat? Und Ich heard zhat!" Asked Germany confused. " Kesesese! Vhat about meine five meters?" Asked Prussia laughing.  " I..I kinda made a reference/joke about Gil's five meters." Replied Rissa quite nervous. " Vhat vas it?" Germany asked with a sigh. " I drew something too big in English class and Rissa said. " At least it is not five meter"." Emmi replied laughing.  " Vhat is five meters?!" Germany now asked quite annoyed now.  " A penis. To be more specific Gil's. Replied Rissa embarrassed.  " VHAT?! GILBERT!" Germany yelled.  " Kesesese! It is not meine fault." Replied Prussia. " Let's try to change the subject. Shall we?" Asked Rissa.  " Sure. How about his uniform?" Asked Emmi nodding toward Germany. " Vhat about meine uniform?" Asked Germany worried.  " We found a little secret." Said Emmi teasing.  " What she means is that we found out that you were in the Nazi police force. Or also called the Wehrmacht." Rissa replied flatly. " J...Ja. Ich vas part of zhe Heer..." Germany was interrupted by Rissa. " Army." " Ja. Exactly.  Ich keep on forgetting zhat jou are learning German. " Replied Germany. " And. Italian,Spanish,Russian and Irish. "  Rissa replied happily.  " Sweet! So...Vhat do jou guys vhat to do?" Asked Prussia.  " You wanna go on a hike?" Asked Emmi.  " Oh. Ja. Ist jour state famous for zhere parks?" Asked Germany curiously.. " Yeah...But now is not the best time to go." Rissa replied flatly and a bit sadden.  " Vhat do jou mean?" Asked Prussia worried. Emmi sighed. " Rissa..." She mumbled. " It is about forty fahrenheit or about 4.4 celsius right?" Rissa asked. " Ja..." Both Germany and Prussia said at the same time.  " And what month is it?" Asked Rissa again. " January." Prussia replied. " And since it is January. It is supposed to be below freezing correct?" Rissa asked again.  " Ich can see vhere jou are getting at. But vhy is it not a gut time?" Asked Germany.  " Because the falls freeze when it is freezing. " Replied Rissa. " Ah. Zhat must be vonderful to experience. " Replied Germany happily.  " Yeah... And. I am sorry. I..I just worry to much I guess." Rissa replied with fake happiness. " Hey. Don't worry. " Emmi said trying to cheer up Rissa.