Sunday, 14th August 2016
"You know you still haven't given me your name,"
"Why is it important?"
"Because you're my friend and I want to know your name!"
"Stop whining."
"I will if you give me a name.."
"You're so fucking annoying."
"And?"
"No."
"No? What an odd name for the odd number of braincells you have."
"What? That's not what I meant and what are you talking about?"
"Well five is an odd number isn't it?"
"Yeah? I don't ge–oh. You sly piece of shi–"
"So No, would Yes be your last name? Because that would just be ironic..."
"Bloody hell...Alright fine! It's Dontae Rivers."
"Dontae Rivers...I like the sound of that!"
"Thanks..?"
"You're very welcome, anyways you're attractive aren't you?"
"....."
"With a name like that you must be, so reason six: you are beautiful."
Call Ended 4:15pm
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Reasons to Live
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