Leo & Sarah
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"This is Problem Solver Dot Com. How may we help yo-"
"I NEED TO FIND LOVE."
"Did you ever consider writing a letter to Santa?"
"Wait. Santa's real?"
"Ugh. No idiot. I can't help with what you asked."
"What? WHY NOT?"
"First of all, stop shouting. Secondly, we solve problems. As in real problem. Not some love shit. I'm not going to play Cupid for you."
"Okay fine Mrs I'm-not-going-to-play-cupid-for-you. You could've just said no."
"I did say no! Ugh. I do not have time for this bullshit. If you want to find love so badly then go on a dating site."
"See, you can play Cupid after all."
"I'm hanging up now."
"Wait! I want to kno-"
"..."
"your name."
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Cynical Romantics
Short Story"This is Problem Solver Dot Com. How my we help yo-" "I NEED TO FIND LOVE." "Did you ever consider writing a letter to Santa?" "Wait. Santa's real?"
