Dramatic Disaster

Something different

Tom showed up to the house on Monday wearing no clothes
"What the FuCK! Why aren't you wearing any clOTHES???" Edd screeched and stared at Tom, he seem to be really attached to his nude body.
"Ok dickweed, give me one good reason why I should wear clothes." Tom raised an eyebrow
Tord ran into the room and said, "I donno Edd, he looks pretty hot. For some reason, I'm attracted to him."
Okay, let's be honest, Tom was hot. On fire hot. Literally. He was on FIRE. His skin was melting off!
"Tom....you're fired." Edd laughed, " ha ha ha ha, get it?"
Tom then proceeded to stab Edd to death.
"I'm not really surprised that you murdered him" Tord said, slightly covered in blood, but the blood was not visible because of his red hoodie, " the blood really brings out your eyes."
"Tord, you're too good for this world" Tom swooned
"Tom..." Tord said as he got on his knee.
Matt walked in the room and exploded.
"Will you...will you marry me." Tord said as he held a ring towards to
"No!~" Tom replied

Later at the weeding...

"Blah blah blah love blah blah blah death" Edd read, "Do you DO?"
"I don't" Tord said.
"I dOn't." Tom said.
"DFDFDDFDFDFFFDFDFDFFDFFFFFDFDFDFFDFDF. Kay Good." Edd said "You may now fuck your Husband."

Later at Tords Anime house...

"Ok. What do you wanna do now?" Tom asked as he sat in the sofa nearby
Tord grabbed out a bunch of anime DVDs and sat on the sofa and yelled, "Let's watch some fucking ANIME SON!"
Tom went closer to Tord and whispered, " I love you, web-husbando."
Tom then walked into the kitchen and grabbed a can of memes and threw it at the Tv.
After that he dabbed. Fucking barbaric, man.
"You wanna play minecraft????" Tord asked
"Shore!!!" Tom replied as he goes back to the couch and sits close to Tord and kisses him on the cheek.
They then played minecraft for hours with Edd watching them in the window.
Edd had prepared a bag of ketchup, a tissue with mayonnaise on it and a mask of his 2005 face.
He put the mask on and smashed through their window, "ljfshvLdjndLJnLjnleajnvleajnvlaejcnaeljnvelajcnealjcnealjcnadljcnj.......REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Edd screamed as he threw the ketchup everywhere
"Am I supposed to be scared now?" Tom asked as he was wiping the ketchup off of his clothes
"W-well fuck you....fuck you too...." Edd said, with a sad tone in his voice. He almost smeared that mayonnaise all over Tord clothes
Tom started cracking up, His skin was actually cracking apart, "you got some 'mayonnaise' on your clothes Matt would love that-!"
"Tom, you know what!? I'm divorcing you!" Tord said, angry and covered in mayo
"That's okay! I was cheating on you with Matt anyways! It was gonna help our marriage!" Tom shouted in reply and wrapped his arms
"Didn't he explode?" I mean- How, exactly, did you think that having an affair would help our marriage?" Tord yelled at Tom
"Because it was gonna HELP IT! It was gonna be HOT with you and Matt fighting to the DEATH!" Tom spreading his arms
"Oh Tom...your love for DEATH AND DESTRUCTION is just the reason I married you..."

*insert "the moment" music here*

The mood was interrupted by Edd farting *PFFT*
"EWw, GAS! Hurry up Tom, hide behind the sofa!" Tord panicked and ran towards the sofa, and turned around to see if Tom was following
Tom got up and grabbed a lamp and smashed it on the ground as he started screaming, that scream startled Tord, and HE started screaming. Tom and Tord started running around their house, screaming their lungs off, having heart attacks, it was chaos!
Edd stood there, thinking to himself, "Why have I done this."  Although he go cut off by Tord throwing his cans of memes at him. Edd got hit in the head and DIED, right as that happened Tom picked up the couch and threw it aiming at Edd, but instead he hit Tord.
"TORD NO!!!" Tom screamed, worried about what will happen.
"T-Tom.....I see the light..." Tord stuttered, as he was dying
In a rush Edd and Tom took Tord to the hospital
"Doctor, is Tord gonna be okay?" Tom said, In tears as Edd was trying to look at memes without getting caught
"No. Tord is gonna be D-E-D soon. Rest in Penis." The doctor said with a deep tone
Tom stood there, looking at Tord in bed, He took a step to him, to say goodbay, to give him that last kiss.
Tom's Norwegian boy was about to die, it was all his fault.
As Tom was walking over to Tords bed, Edd tripped him, "HAHAa, you fell. Serves you right for stabbing me to death." Edd mocked
"Cunt" tom Whispered,  desperate not to let his lover hear him cursing his boss out.
As Tom sat on the floor, doing absolutely nothing, Edd whipped out his phone and started playing "baby don't hurt me"
Good thing they were In a hospital, because when Tom's done with him, he'll need one.
Tord layed in his bed, wires hooked up to him
Tom sat next to his bed, thinking he'll never get to fuck his Norwegian-lover again. As he pulled the plug, something incredible happened
"I'm not dead you fuckwad" Tord said as he got up
"TORD!~" Tom moaned

*short montage of Tord dancing in a hospital gown*

After Tord was released from the hospital, they got some special Super-Nova ice cream. Too bad it, ya'know, explodes the entire universe, but the flavours worth it.
Still eating their ice cream, Tord and Tom, holding hands, walked down the road, into the sunset. They got severely burned.

Fin.
The end.