Boi you messed up

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Side story bc i love making my friends hate me ◕‿◕

Its after volleyball practice and Tanaka and Noya were huddled over an interesting magazing.

"Damn are thos DDs?" Tanaka whistled.

"No definitely DDD's" Noya corrected.

The two continued arguing over the magazine as the rest of the team were trying to keep Hinata away from the magazine.

Tsukki's head was in his hands and Yamaguchi was sighing. Suga was giggling and Daichi was grumbling in disapproval, Assahi was blushing and Kageyama was trying to preoccupy Hinata in order to protect his innocence.

Oh wait he aready took that.

Nevertheless Hinata didnt know what a porn mag was and Kageyama didnt intend to him know.

Assahi spiked the ball to Daichi, but Daichi was distracted by grumbling at the two teens. The ball hit his arms wrong and plopped over to Tanaka abd Noya.

"Ill get it!" Hinata smiled running over to Tanaka and Noya.

"HINATA NO-" the team yelled as Hinata's eyes went wide. He saw the Magazine. It was all over.

Hinata just stood there for a bit. Then his copper eyes procest what they were seeing and he opened his mouth wide.

"WHY ISNT SHE WEARING CLOTHES!" Hinata yelled

"DONT WORRY ITS JUST A PORN MAG!" Tanaka yelled in defence.

Now the entire team was scowling at the two teens,

and at this moment Tanaka knew, he fucked up.

Kageyama and Suga sprinted over to Hinata, Kageyama covered Hinata's eyes, and Suga covered up his ears.

Then Daichi ran over and kicked the boys over. The boys sitting on the floor in pain were now being picked up and carried to the door by Assahi, who was mentally freaking out.

Everyone was in action in order to protect their innocent baby.

Everyone exept Tsukki and Yamaguchi.
'Those assholes' everyone  was thinking the same thing.

Now Tanaka and Noya were outside and the rest of the team was debating on how they would clear Hinata's innocent conscience.

"Why was that girl sticking her legs up in the air?" Hinata asked innocently tilting his head with a confused smile.

'Fuck.' Daichi thought as the team looked at him for guidance.

Tsukki was basicly wheezing. Yamaguchi was holding onto Tsukki's shirt giggling.
A/n Tsukki autocorrected to Twinkie! *Wheeze*

"Well to put it simply some people knocked her over while she was changing. That was very mean and they promise they'll never do it again." Daichi said taking advantage of his innocence.

"Oh, why didnt you say so." Hinata said standing up going to Kageyama.

"Well, its late. We better get going!" Hinata waved walkimg to the door with Kageyama.

As the door closed, everyone let out a big sigh. "Oh thank tge lord for his innocence." The rest of Karasuno said in sequence.

My brother accually used that excuse when i was little. I believed him of course, that sly bastard.

Halo! I havent been updating everyday so sorry about that but that just means you'll have to keep on your toes for the next update ;)))

Short girl out! Bai(^_-)-

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