It is official, I am the stupidest smart person you could ever encounter in your whole life. Wanna know why?
Reasons:
* Slipped and fell on the stairs, bruising my hip.
* Dropped my phone in my friend's car, and still don't have it back yet.
* Messed up my duet yesterday; sang the second verse instead of the first.
*Forgot to put pepperoni in the pull-apart-pizza today.
I'm a f***ing idiot, everyone. Honestly, I wonder why people even talk to me. I'm the bad punchline to life's big, terrible joke. What am I doing with my life?
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