I'm Dumb...

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It is official, I am the stupidest smart person you could ever encounter in your whole life. Wanna know why?
Reasons:

     * Slipped and fell on the stairs, bruising my hip.
     * Dropped my phone in my friend's car, and still don't have it back yet.
     * Messed up my duet yesterday; sang the second verse instead of the first.
     *Forgot to put pepperoni in the pull-apart-pizza today.

I'm a f***ing idiot, everyone. Honestly, I wonder why people even talk to me. I'm the bad punchline to life's big, terrible joke. What am I doing with my life?

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