Reader: (Opens mouth to speak, but is lost for words, silently questioning the author's decision) Umm.... Whyyy?
Me: I don't really know.
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My World of Random!
RandomJust a bunch of random stuff that is totally irrelevant to all of the other things that I write. You might find some pretty interesting stuff in here though, so you should come check that crap out! Please! I BEG YOU!!!
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Reader: (Opens mouth to speak, but is lost for words, silently questioning the author's decision) Umm.... Whyyy?
Me: I don't really know.