The "Actual" Story of Creation

The Beginning It Is Fags

So any way it started with a fucking light and chaos you know typical shit then out of that typical shit a transgender feminist came called Gaia her characteristics we're obese always used the idea of free speech as an excuse to bash other people but there was one fatal flaw she had no one to argue with so out of her rock vagina a Titan called I don't know so let's call him Sir Fagsalot anyway they fought and fought till they realised that they need to populate the earth so they fucked and created the three races the One Eyed Cunts and the Titan and last of all the Gods because you know fuck it any way they lived a horrific life because of their shit father Sir Fagsalot and cause of that the one of the Titans son decided to fuck him up so Sir Fagsalot fought with the Titan and it was like pew pew pew pew then he decided to chop Sir Fagsalot nutsack and he vanished like a pussy this was just the beginning