The "Actual" Story of Creation

The "Start"

After the downfall of Sir Fagsalot the lone Titan who actually defeated him took the throne and became an asshole first he decided to fuck and marry his own sister and become the ruler and made children somehow with a micropenis anyway and he heard a prophecy that one of his children would dethrone him and his name would be Buddha so he ate all the children and the last and youngest was Buddha he was safe and was replaced with a rubber pocket pussy for consumption so shocking Buddha was born but he had to free his siblings so he went to his father's alcoholism room and poisoned it and the next morning his father took a shit and all the children came out and Buddha suddenly appeared and said "we have captured you fag" and they fought together and used their mighty morphin powers to defeat him they succeeded so the world was theirs to counter but one of the siblings named Xenu said it should be his not Buddha's so they fought again and Xenu was banished from earth and Buddha ruled for thousands of years