T I P S F OR T H E M O D E R N A N N O Y E R
~ Repeat everything someone says as a question.
~ When someone is counting, yell out random numbers. This is a good way to really agitate someone.
~ Reply to what everyone says with, "That's what you think!"
~ Say, "Or did you?" after everything someone says. For example, if someone says, "I got a 100% on my exam," reply with "Or did you?"
~ Write the surprise ending of a novel on the first page.
~ Follow someone while spraying everything he or she touches with water.
~ If someone trips you, say, "wheee!" on the way down.
~ Say "what?" after everything someone says.
~ If they ask a question, ask it back, but do not laugh. It's best just to have a sarcastic look on your face.
~ At a drive-through, say, "I'll have that to go, please!"
~ End your sentences with, "As a true poet would say."
~ Refuse to follow directions unless they are spoken two times.
W A R N I N G S F O R T H E M O D E R N A N N O Y E R
~ If you continue to be annoying, you may lose the respect of your parents and friends and could easily get dumped.
~ If you're annoying in public, you can get seriously hurt.
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How to Annoy People Around You
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